It’s no secret that we are absolutely in love with ‘Decisions’ by Borgore and we are over the moon to let you all know that he has just premiered the music video for the track.

In the epic clip, we see Borgore and Miley Cyrus wilding out an epic party alongside little people, a unicorn, a goat, a woman with watermelon-smashing boobs and let’s not forget the 20-year-old pornstar Jessie Andrews who had a previous relationship with the DJ.

Filmed at Beacher’s Madhouse in Hollywood, Borgore rides down the street on a bike with a massive cake behind him (which actually houses his collaborator Miley Cyrus). He’s the envy of everyone around since he’s the only person with a cool cake behind him and he pulls up at a party where he draws the attention of all the girls (and guys) who are already there.

Yes, Borgore is a superstar and after walking through a secret entrance, he hosts quite the bash where he makes a decision between a family or a pornstar (you can guess which one he chooses). He reinforces the fact that every day is his birthday because chicks love cake and Cyrus soon bursts out of that massive cake and joins the party.

Everyone is eventually covered in cake (because yes, they all want to eat the whole cake) and after Cyrus makes out with the unicorn and smashes Borgore with a cake, the two ride off into the sunset.

Our verdict? Pssh … Perfect!

Watch Borgore’s ‘Decisions’ Music Video Below: